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		<title>Responsibility? What&#8217;s that?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you live in the St. Louis area, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve heard about Tyler Dasher. If not, follow the link and read up on the story so you have some frame of reference as to what the crap I&#8217;m talking about here. I sincerely hope when this bitch goes to prison, they put her in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=199&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An Irish Girl on the Beach May Result in Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 04:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230; I&#8217;ve decided I don&#8217;t want to be fat anymore. Yes, I am fat. I don&#8217;t need anyone to say, &#8220;No, you look great!&#8221; I&#8217;m about 20 lbs heavier than I&#8217;m comfortable with being. I can feel it in my face and neck. My tits are more gigantic than usual. I&#8217;m just all around fluffy. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=196&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Favorite Crazy Old Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 04:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the first in a series in which I write about &#8220;My Ridiculous Family&#8221;. Nearly everyone in my family is crazy in their own hilarious way. If you know me personally, this may come as a shock&#8230; I know. I may or may not use a little creative license in my description of them&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=193&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Format Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 14:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always liked stand-up comedy. Really, I like anything funny, but I thoroughly enjoy stand-up. I&#8217;ve always wanted to try it out, but I&#8217;ve never had the ambition to write anything&#8230; although I am always telling stories and putting a funny twist on them. I quit drinking a month ago and have found myself wanting [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=187&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2010 in review</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here&#8217;s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is on fire!. Crunchy numbers A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 2,200 times in 2010. That&#8217;s about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=179&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Friday, November 12, 2004</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting at my desk in my office at the medication cart manufacturing place I worked for in accounting. I don&#8217;t remember what I was working on&#8230; it was around 4:00 p.m. on a Friday&#8230; so probably MySpace or some other non-productive bullshit. Phone rings. I answer, &#8220;Yeah?&#8221; This is always how I answered [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=33&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>KILLER BEES! (a.k.a. Africanized Honey Bees, Apis mellifera scutellata)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m posting another paper I did for school&#8230; I thought it was interesting. Maybe someone else will as well&#8230;. &#160; KILLER BEES! (a.k.a. Africanized Honey Bees, Apis mellifera scutellata) I have a love/hate relationship with honey bees. Bees scare me as all buzzing insects do. The buzzing usually means they sting and stinging hurts. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=170&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Back, Bitches!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 20:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230; I haven&#8217;t done any real writing in awhile. Sorry about that. Jimmy asked me not to write about him and since he was what I was doing all the time, I didn&#8217;t really have much to write about&#8230; But we&#8217;ve broken up and I feel like I can write again. NAY! I feel the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=152&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Teenager’s Manual on How to Not Get in Trouble Over Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Teenager’s Manual on How to Not Get in Trouble Over Facebook Never did I think the question, “What’s on your mind?”, would ever cause so much trouble. Ok, maybe I did, but never in the way it does when you answer this question on Facebook. I cannot even count how many times I have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=149&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pussy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t do it. I just can’t do it. I cannot end Baby’s life for her. It just doesn’t feel right to me&#8230; Last night, as I hoped she would on her final night of life, Babbers came down from the top of the cabinets seeking pets. As I gave her a good rub down, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=secretsouttamyhead.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9667919&amp;post=131&amp;subd=secretsouttamyhead&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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